Expires 6 months from date purchased
. Limit 1 per person; May buy multiples as gifts; By appointment only; 24 hour cancellation notice required..
Okay, people. We’re just going to be really upfront and adult about this particular deal. No snickering, giggling or guffawing allowed. Because while we know some of the less mature shoppers out there might find this laugh worthy, we also know that you, our more serious and discerning consumers, can handle a mature discussion about having a big blast of water shot up your heinie hole. There! We said it! And you know what? We’re not ashamed. That’s because colon hydrotherapy really works! Also referred to as colon irrigation, high enemas or colon therapy, colon hydrotherapy is simply the infusion of temperature-controlled filtered water into the colon using a small nozzle inserted directly into the you-know-what. Sounds like fun, right?? Here’s the best part: colon hydrotherapy is really good for you. A single session can help eliminate impacted waste products from your digestive system and leave you feeling like a brand new person, all flushed out and ready to rock. Now, let’s get to the bottom of this deal, shall we? With this offer, you can pay just $37 to get yourself a complete 45-minute colon detox session at Marietta Wellness Center that’d normally run you $75. Your colon is a magical and mysterious place where a host of good bacteria hang out that help synthesize vitamins and absorb water into the body. But like any waste management system, it can also get a bit...backed up. Don’t let this happen to you! Grab this offer and get down to Marietta Wellness Center today for a good ol’ fashioned cleanse of your downstairs plumbing!